Not cut out for the Olympics

By Corner Post

The Summer Olympics are underway in Paris, running July 26 — August 11. How much of an athlete are you? These are three indicators that I’m not cut out to be an Olympic athlete:

When I get out of bed, I have trouble nailing the dismount.

When I walk into the locker room, people hand me their used towels, thinking I do the laundry.

The only aspect of weightlifting I’ve mastered is grunting.