You know you’re in a small town when…
By Corner Post
You know you live in a small town when…
You don’t need turn signals because everybody knows where you’re going.
You dial a wrong number and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
Pickup trucks outnumber cars three to one on Main Street.
3rd Street is on the edge of town.
Your house is known by the name of people who lived there before you.
The town veterinarian is also the local taxidermist. Either way, you get your dog back looking perky.
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