Ain’t that the truth!

By Corner Post

Ain’t That the Truth!

The probability that someone is watching you at any given moment is directly proportional to the foolishness of your actions.

Moms of small children know that there are two kinds of dirt: dark and light. The dark kind is attracted to light objects and the light kind is attracted to dark objects.

Embarrassing moments are a lot funnier when they happen to someone else.

The trouble with being a good sport is you have to lose to prove it.

It isn’t what you know that counts. It’s what you think of in time.

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